Interesting People Magazine's Terry Norman Interviews Igorella Trinolla, Personal and Laboratory Assistant to Dr. Strawbones.
Terry Norman: How long have you been employed as Dr. Strawbones’ lab assistant?
Igorella Trinolla: Laboratory assistant . . . well, well five - no, yes. All my working life. About that or so.
TN: You agreed to an interview after Dr. Strawbones declined. Why was it she gave her blessing on this interview but wouldn’t do one herself?
IT: Just things, just little things, just she’s no good at talking about herself. You see, it’s that way. Especially to people who use words like ‘lab’.
TN: Yet, she has a lab.
IT: No. Laboratory.
TN: I see. She’s very particular about things?
IT: Cheese, mustard, salami, capers, mayonnaise, cheese.
TN: Pardon?
IT: It’s the only way that she’ll ever eat her sandwich. If one thing is out of place it’s wrong. Talkenlong knows that you see, ‘cause he knows these things or else . . .
TN: Yeah, interesting. Good thing we all aren’t so particular. Uh, now you have known Dr. Strawbones for quite a long time. What can you say of her that perhaps the public doesn’t know.
IT: Well, it would proabably be safe to say . . . wait. What exactly does the Public know? I mean why? Has the Public been asking sneaky questions? That’s typical, just like the stupid, mindless, bahing, bleating - I mean, what exactly does the Public know?
TN: Well, truthfully . . . nothing.
IT: Good, definitely.
TN: I mean to ask, what is an average day in the lab like?
IT: . . .
TN: In the laboratory.
IT: I can’t say, no.
TN: Okay. Perhaps then a few words on what it has been like working with a genius like Dr. Strawbones?
IT:. . . She’s totally mad.
Monday, January 12, 2009
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